Dirty weekend

A dirty weekend at The Windermere Suites

Our romantic hotels cumbrian rooms are designed for long nights, lazy mornings and back-to-bed afternoons. They provide a luxurious backdrop that adds more than a bit of seductive style to your stay.

Dirty Weekend in a hotel

Best place for a dirty weekend

Sleek Italian glass tiles in the bathroom, strawberries dipped in chocolate on the room service menu, fluffy robes and soft towels – there are plenty of touches that add luxury and comfort here. And the underfloor heating means your shivers and goosebumps are definitely down to sexy moments and endorphin releases and not the room temperature.

Windermere Suites

Dirty weekend heaven, the Windermere Suites are the destination for couples who want complete privacy to crank up the sex vibe and escape from routine.

We’re situated close to lake Windermere and ideally located for those who fancy a romantic hand-holding stroll. The rest of you are free to create a steamy cocoon and ignore the outside world!

Some of the Suites have dumb waiters for discrete food delivery but even in those that don’t, everything is brought to you and no one is expected to dress for breakfast or congregate in a communal dining room.

Breakfast is served on stunning Villeroy & Boch crockery (you don’t have to eat off them if you have more alluring serving ideas) and the menu is packed with deliciously fresh morning treats.

Bowness Suite

Dirty Weekend at Bowness

Cartmel Suite

Cartmel Suite dirty weekend

Coniston Suite

Coniston suite with a bath for 2

Keswick Suite

Keswick Suite dirty weekend

3 reasons to book a dirty weekend away in our luxury hotel

  • Hungry for food too? Indulge in room service or head out for a mouthful beyond the bedroom, Forget your sensibilities and reservations and opt for a slap-up dinner in one of our local restaurants; excess in and out of the bedroom is highly recommended.
  • There’s nothing seedy about a dirty night or weekend, this is high-end pleasure – whether you’re flexible twenty-somethings who have recently met or you’re saucy sixty-somethings celebrating decades together, you’ll enjoy a weekend of complete satisfaction.
  • Why wouldn’t you?

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